GrataTuesday-Horrible Sausages and Albino Porcupines
Welcome back, everyone! I hope you enjoy this week's GrataTuesday! Sorry about skipping out on last week's post. I had lots of school work and some SFTO (Self Forced Time Off*). As always, GrataTuesday is brought to you in part by the GrataToad and the letters I, O and U. A teenager sits next to an old man on a bench... ... and the old man will not stop staring at him. The kid had a long, spiky mohawk that was different colours. His arms and neck were covered in tattoos, and multiple piercings in his nostrils and ears. Finally, the kid, sick of the old man staring at him says, "What's the matter old man? Ain't you never done anything crazy in your life?" Without missing a beat the old man replies, "When I was young I got drunk and had sex with a parrot once - I was wondering if you were my son." Change is hard, especially when it is forced on you and there is nothing you can do about it. At the same time, it is amazing to be able to look back and...